Jokes

Our Favorite Goat Jokes!

What do you call a goat’s beard?
A goat-ee
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Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton
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What was the mama goat’s favorite TV show?
The Nanny
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What do you call a goat that’s floating on the water?
Billy Bob
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What do you call a goat that isn’t moving
Billy Idle
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What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli
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What do you call a goat at sea?
Billy Ocean
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What do you call a goat that is a professional comedian?
Billy the Kid
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